Forest Gump

A person who has experienced many adventures and/or is talented at many things; just like Forest Gump.

Last weekend we went to Berkeley, smoked with a hobo, threw a cup of pee out the window, got pulled over by the cops, got a random girl to show us her boobs...we were Forest Gumpin so hard

by Balad February 17, 2010

Firstymeister

The highest peak in commenting on a blog. A time honered tradition is to write firstymeister if you are in fact the first commenter on a blog post. However; if you use this in the inappropriate slot, you will be banned from commenting on the blog ever again.

I hope one day to be able to write firstymeister in the comments section of a blog.

by Firstymeister July 6, 2009

FOREST NIGGER

A forest nigger is a human of Caucasian descent who would be best suited to spending large amounts of time barefoot in various northern European forest climates. Failure to abide can (will) result in: depression, anxiety, rage and fascism. Fascism is the means by which the forest nigger eventually returns to their roots and find themselves subjugating all of humanity, thus the bell bracketed demographic working tirelessly to prevent it.

"That forest nigger needs to get outside and

go camping to unwind"

by Bosra Finkelstein September 2, 2018

Safety First

An extremely drunk individual who will quote risky business and piss all over Bozzo's neighbor's door.

Yo man, Safety First drank so much last night he ripped his shirt during planets

by Bperfan420 August 1, 2003

First world injury

An injury mostly likely to occur in an advanced first world country due to the high standard of living.

Karma suffered a first world injury walking into a dumpster while tweeting on her smart phone.

by Pattrice April 15, 2012

First Wave

A mildly popular series that aired from 1999-2001, about a man named Cade Foster who chased and hunted down alien named "Gua" who killed his wife. These were his "Journals" of his adventures.

Yesterday at 4am the only show on was First Wave.

by Schnarr September 2, 2005

forest creatures

Forest creatures are small cute fuzzy things that, as their name implies live in forests.

They also apparently eat your soul while they sleep and try to take over the world with exploding muffins and acorn grenades and the like.

And Ninja squirrels. Hallucinogenic ninja squirrels.

Squirrel: Are you forest creatures?
chipmunk1: No.
chipmunk2: your mother's a forest creature.
Squirrel: Oh. I guess I'll just have to kill you then.

by General of the squirrel army June 26, 2006