Ethan Lindquist

Zest god

Hes acting like an Ethan Lindquist with his painted nails and crop top

by The Truth Teller Of NorthGate September 21, 2022

Ethan Neiens

A very attractive and perfect person. that has a great smile and is very cute.

Ethan Neiens is a very attractive person and his smile makes everyone around him happy.

by Strawberry140_0 January 3, 2022

Ethan sus

Ethan is well known to be extremely sussy and should be voted out as impressive (if you know what I mean)

Ethan sus is sus we should vote him out

by JustYourAverageUrban December 16, 2021

Ethan Clemente

Chink Gook that likes jolin

Ethan Clemente is a chink gook

by anonymous December 23, 2021

HUGE ETHAN

A man (possibly named Ethan) who has grown to the size of approximately 53 football fields in height due to physical contact with ̨ͮ̊̈̃̽͒̍ͬ̐̒́̌͐̏́ͣ͌̃͊͏̳̬̺̭̻̫̩͝ ͣ͋̄̓̇̅ͥ̈́̓ͭ̃ͤ ̛̳̟̼͖̮̜̳͉̳̼̯̺̙̮̼̥̪̗̠̀ ̨̔̽̒ͧ̍̋̒̕͟҉ ͍͍̭͙͎̥̭̹͉͖̖̱͚͖ ̵͕̜̟̬̫̞̳͙̹̱͓̿͐̇̾̋͑̑ͥ̕͟ͅ ͧ̑̀͆̾͑̿ͭͭ̈̎҉̀ ͔̪̗̹͔̖̖ ͩͯͤ̄ͨͯͤͭ̂̚͠ ̨͇̖̟̜̺̼͓̭̺̞͢ ̨̤͙͚̘ͦͬͤͥ̓̑ͯ̀̊ͪ̄͐̄̚͞ ̢̥̯̻͕͖͕̩̹̱͚͕ͧ͂̿͆̀͗̓͆͒͗ͣͥ̈̀̕͢ ̴̡̣̼̣͈̟̥͕̖͓̮̟̬̙̖̦͊̽͊ͤ̓̏̿͆ͨ̍̍͛͊ͨ̚͘͘͜ ̨̤͎̪̘̳̞͎̖̱̼̭̳̤̬̤͓ͪ͆͒́ͣ̓̅ͬ͐ͫͣ̔̈ͮ̐͠ ̶̬̱͇͖͖̥̹̋̋̉̓̕͝͠ ̨̨̼̰̗̩̪ͥ͒ͫ͐ͨ̂ ̡̌̑̅ͯ͐ͤ̎͋͊ͨ ̻͓̻̞͖̠͠ͅ ͔̝͇̫̄̍̑͋̀̈͆͋̈́ͦ͢͡͝͞ ͦͧͫ͐̄̅ͪ͗҉̧̧͕̱͓̥͕̠͎̱̼̗͟͜ ́̐̈́̅̄ͥ͏́҉̵̮̠̬̮̘̙̲̭̬.

Person 1: "I heard HUGE ETHAN was at least 6'1"
Person 2: *Looks up at HUGE ETHAN whose head is currently in the clouds.* "Yeah I reckon that checks out."

by BigmanN908 March 30, 2022

Ethan Hester

A Big dog water who is dumb and a scaredy-cat.

Oh your a Ethan Hester

by Jimmy J Stevens March 31, 2022

Ethan Ijack

The best human being on earth he just is he has a best friend named evan andtwo good friends named Isaac and Slava and a pervy "friend" named Arman. Also arman if u r reading this fuck you

Arman: lalaLALALALALALALALALAla
Ethan:Fuck
Arman:ethan is the best that is the pure definition
Isaac: CLassic Ethan Ijack

by POOPOO,EW April 8, 2022