Earth

Sometimes round, sometimes flat.

"The earth is round!"
"It's flat, though."
"Shut the fuck up, stupid flat earther."

by God Hashirama January 3, 2019

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Earth

It is believed by many that Earth (as well as the heavens) was created by God in 6 days for many different species of mammals and other types of animals to live on, presumed to be created over 4.5 billions years ago according to google. Earth (on its surface) is made up of large land masses and water - which covers 71% of it.

Teacher: Did you know Earth is over 4.5 billion years old?

Students: *speaking under their breaths* What useless infomation.

by ANiggaNamedHumphrey1469 January 9, 2019

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Earthworm jimming

Where you bust a nut into a beer pong funnel while the tube is your your ass. Sadly only men who identify as hermaphrodites believe this is the only way to continue breeding in a flat earth world.

I was spending time with my Jehovah witness friends when I look over and I see Mateo Earthworm jimming while reading the Bible

by DJ loves hummy gummys March 19, 2019

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