Dorris Eaton

an extremely queer school of faggots and girls who look like men, in walnut creak california, and is run by a queer man lover named jerry ludden

Dude... im so lealous of how big KENDYLS PENIS is

by queer March 17, 2005

butt eater

someone who sticks their face into a butt crack (mostly homosexuals) and begins to chew, slurp, lick, etc. the sphincter until it is red with puss.

nick: dude i think i'm a butt eater
adam: what do you mean dude?
kieran: i think i know what he means... (sigh) he likes to stick his face in another dude's ass and suck it raw
adam: i don't think we can be friends anymore dude

by hiimmike69 September 11, 2010

Granola Eater

A person whom at first glance you may categorize as a "hippie" but quickly realize by the brand new Teva sandals, Ray Ban glasses and fresh bag of granola, that in fact they are a spoiled rich kid who travels around the world, doesn't work while smoking a lot of good pot and tells people what life is really all about.

Hey, you meet that new guy in town?" "Oh, the granola eater?

by JtotheBlunt August 1, 2011

penis eater

One who likes to suck on penis's and sometime nibble on the head

"Dude, that gay faggot homo robert is the biggest penis eater i have ever met in my entire life"

by Ant6116 July 5, 2006

Eating Cookies

In the ethnic gay world, "cookies" is a word that could be used instead of 'ass'. "Eating Cookies" means that a person's ass (usually a male) is made love to with a tongue in preparation for anal penetration.

"Eating Cookies". He wanted to stick his cock in my ass but we were all out of lube. If he wanted to slip inside of me, he was going to have to get me soft, wet, and relaxed. I told him that he would have to eat my cookies first.

by MrBryant August 29, 2009

Eating Grapes Off the Wallpaper

used to describe someone that is acting upon delusions or hallucinations

She ate so much acid, she was seeing purple elephants, hiding from lil' green men, and eating grapes off the wallpaper.

by KarenP September 30, 2005

Eaden

The most jaw dropping girl ever. When she walks into a room everyone stops and stares at her beauty. She is kind hearted and always there for her friends. Anyone who meets a girl with the name Eaden is lucky as can be

Eaden is so cute I am so lucky to call her mine

by Elegor June 7, 2018