American Dumbfuck

Someone who is tooooooooooo interested in becoming military to young.

What an american Dumbfuck, Hes gonna die first...

by Tweak n killa September 11, 2003

pump and dump

If a new mother wants to drink, but is breastfeeding her baby, she can 'pump' the milk that has alcohol in it and 'dump' / get rid of it.

Sally: "I can't drink until baby John is weened"
Maggie "Come one girl, drink tonight and just pump and dump in the morning"

by YoMeg June 4, 2007

buddy dump

To go to the bathroom with your buddy and take a dump in adjacent stalls but at the same time.

"Yo, you wanna go do buddy dumps before the movie?"
"Hell yes"

by dzzzzz August 6, 2006

Love Dump

What do you do when you've split up with someone.

To quote Static-X:

I really hate you!
Love dumpling
Now my bowels ache, yeah!

by Jibberwocker May 12, 2007

Dump N' Lick

take a crap in a girl's mouth, and lick it out.

Tom: Heyy. Did you hear what Sal did yesterday?
Lee: Noo. What happened?!
Tom: He gave Christina a Dump N' Lick!

by The Funnnnny Guy April 13, 2009

Dump Trumpet

The Anus

I would gladly thump her Dump Trumpet.

by Standard Bruv July 2, 2011

Dumpachino

(n): A drink brewed by drinking a few cups of coffee on an empty stomach, then procuring the frothy mixture out of one's ass into a suitable container. Best served with milk, sugar, and a touch of corn (preferably creamed).

"Dude, I can't wait for tomorrow morning's dumpachino. I've been fasting all week and just downed half a can each of creamed corn and, my personal favorite, refried beans."

by legaleyezit November 29, 2011