Douche Canoe 

The Word Explaining Just HOW Big Of A Douche You Are.
Basically, Your Douche-ness Could Fill A Canoe.

Dude, You A Total Douche Canoe.

Douche Canoe by vivalavengeance November 23, 2010

douche tag

a blue tooth ear piece that remains on your ear when not in use and for extended amounts of time.

That guy wore his douche tag all night at the bar.

douche tag by Mark Schlipper October 10, 2008

Douche Rocket

A Huge Douche Bag; One that is high and above all the other assholes.

Jim: Dude, Can you believe Steve? He Showed up late and drunk to my wedding. Then he tried to get with my wife!
Joe: What a Douche Rocket.

Douche Rocket by Mr. Danger February 16, 2008

douche bag 

a person (typically a guy) who succeeds in pissing everyone off and completely failing to recognize it. except for some reason manages to be the most attractive guy (typically) in the place.

sometime refers to a guy who writes bad four chord repeat songs on a guitar then names the song after a girl.

wow that guy is a douche bag.

what a douchey song.

douche bag by chuck norris :D April 16, 2009

Douche Armada 

a group of 5 or more douche canoes

guy1: Dude, check out the douche armada that just walked in
guy2: yeah, what a bunch of douche canoes

Douche Armada by donkers1 February 7, 2010

douche taco 

A vagina filled with douche fluids.

Go eat a douche taco!

douche taco by Dreamerblade April 27, 2010

Douche Au Chocolat

A delicious act of love invented by S. Miranda you must first make a choloate dildo (or a granola bar for your last resort) and use it on a girl, entering through the front door (or back door if you are into that kinda thing) let the chocolate melt inside of her and then lick it out. The result is pleasure for the femal and a delicious snack for you!

1st guy: Hey care for a Douche Au Chocolat?

2nd guy: No way man! Abstinance is the key to salvation!

Douche Au Chocolat by S. Miranda June 5, 2003