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Danked

To dank is when a giant knob like Joshua Danker ejaculates all over lucy or mathilda
by dankub123 March 3, 2022
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Dank

The act of purposely acting like a niggerfaggot and a retard because you think it's funny. This word originates from the word dank memes but now it just describes retards and niggerfaggots alike.
My best friend is always crawling around acting like a dank retard
by globglogabgalab21 June 10, 2019
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DANK Memes

Not to be confused with pictures with words on them, DANK memes usually consist of offensive jokes, and alot of earrape.
by SwipingYourMemes April 20, 2018
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dank

Marijuana, specifically high-quality marijuana smoked or eaten while playing World of Warcraft.
I just smoked a sweet bowl of dank to my dome piece!
by Kaij March 16, 2008
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Dank

1. A word that is used to describe some pretty fucking spicy memes. Only the best of memes fall under the rank of dank. Such as, for example, lolCats, Doge, GrumpyCat, and SpongeBob memes.

2. A word that is used to describe some high-ass quality weed.

3. A word that is overused by dumbfucks that don't have any idea what it actually means and use it constantly to sound impressive, or cool but in the end only fail and end up looking like a bigger idiot than Miranda Sings.

4. Archaic: A word to describe someone who is on the high.
1. Doge is a very dank meme.
2. HOOO-WEEEE! THIS SHIT IS DANK AS FUCK!
3. example conversation

Dumbfuck: This food is dank (is eating McDonalds)
Me: You're pretty dank too
Dumbfuck: Really?
Me: Yeah; you're fuckin' high, a dumbass, and luckily your dank level is only a little bit brought down by how fuckin' gay you are.
by RealDefsMuthaFucka December 10, 2017
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dankeness

To be epic, amazing, delicious, delightful, best; good
That shit is the dankeness
by doogsterdomus October 1, 2016
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