Dartmouth Dirt Stroke

Shitting in your hand and using it as lubrication for masturbation.

Brett left a steamy mess after performing the Dartmouth Dirt Stroke.

by bobbybovine July 6, 2011

treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006

american dirt pie

when a person poops, sneezes, bleeds, pukes and ejaculates all at once.

Whoaaaaa, did you hear about the new big trend on Tiktok - it’s called the American dirt pie! I saw Lil Huddy do it on Charli Damelio’s face.

by Dkgkdkfjslfodjshha June 28, 2020

take you to the dirt

beat down; taking someone down
as in beating up.

me:*nooggiesss*
mom:IMA TAKE YOU TO THE DIRT!

by annaQ October 19, 2008

curb dirt

A dreg of society.

That drug dealer is curb dirt.

by Garry Gallegos October 23, 2008

Banana Dirt

The crust left on the dick after sex, commonly from not washing it after 4 days.

Yesterday I was in the locker room, and my friend said, "Wash of your banana dirt man Jesus!"

by DeadMansFilm October 29, 2009

joe dirt mullet

A "Power Mullet" featuring spikey hair up top resembling a Tina Turner look, Shaved Side Burns and a Long Shaggy Back. A look David Spade sported in the movie "Joe Dirt".

Man check out that "Joe Dirt Mullet" on that dude. He must be a Redneck.

by Foot Device Guy January 3, 2014