cutting the wood

term used when you jerk off to much and your dick falls off

Yo johnny is in the hospital because he was cutting the wood so much while watching porn, his dick fell off.

by Huntoar April 21, 2017

Cutting the Pita

When someone chops the wood, is a bit of a blueberry if you know what I mean, pets the dog if you catch my drift, rolls the dough if you’re catching what I’m giving

Suburban mom: “That boy over there is definitely cutting the pita”
Suburban mom #2: “oh yes, he certainly bears a strange resemblance to a gigantic fish”

by augugugugugugugugugugugug_1 June 23, 2023

Queer Cut

A popular haircut especially among queer people, particularly the androgynous, typically defined by hair of medium or longer hair with both sides of the head shaved or buzzed off. Occasionally miserably attempted to be appropriated by the straights.

I just got the queer cut, so either I’m gay or have been living in California for too long.

by zealasquigs October 25, 2022

gilly cut

a wanker hairstyle

person 1{the twat}"look at my hair bigs its a gilly cut
person 2 "its shit"

by stranger2121212312 May 9, 2013

cutting nails

Someone cutting their nails to prevent them hurting their palm with their long nails ; probably because they’re nervous on something or try to coping with their anxiety attack

I cut my nails today. You should proud im cutting nails

by **•_•** July 20, 2021

Cut the grease

‘Cut the Grease’ - in typical Italian/Korean households, one must take a shot after their bite of whatever they are consuming. This type of food usually has a higher fat content so this method is essentially used to help... ‘cut the grease’.

this allows for more consumption of food...and one can get a nice buzz as well.

The preferred drink of choice is Soju, Vodka or Mezcal. Wine does not count.

I just had this briscuit, and now I need something to cut the grease. Lupe, do you have any Soju? I need to cut the grease.

by Lupeboy March 17, 2021

Banner Cut

A haircut that looks uncannily like Bruce Banner's hair.

Hey dude, did you see Bill's Banner Cut

by golin November 16, 2016