Schrodinger's cracker is a phrase used to describe white people. White people simultaeneously believe they are both the superior race and opressed at the same time - it's an oxymoron, really.
Alex: "White people are opressed too! Reverse racism is a thing!"
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"
Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."
Alex, two days later at a KKK meeting: "We must kill all the blacks! Slavery was a good thing that they clearly wanted!"
Tyrone: "Shit, there's a clear case of schrodinger's cracker."
by boopboppity March 9, 2019
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Often they would make racist jokes and talk junk about your parents,god,and you.
Often they would make racist jokes and talk junk about your parents,god,and you.
by RoasterOf2017 January 17, 2017
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Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!
Dude, she is a nut cracker. All those policies we've been ignoring are now the freakin' LAW!!
by Dr. Bubba August 29, 2011
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by Aeolous May 3, 2011
Get the Animal Crackers mug.A white cracker is a girl that is really white, has no flavour and is racist. her hair is a nice ombré look silver into purple and brown very nice colours. #myfavbunny she is also very fake and ugly and needs makeup to cover up her ugly ass face. She is also known as jorjaxgrace
by haylesbels May 14, 2021
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