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COOCHI MAN

Guy 1 - "Did you here coochi man died!?"

Guy 2 - "Thats not possible"
by xXCumMaster42096Xx December 11, 2020
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coochie killer

The self-given name for the guy at the gym who thinks he's the shit, but usually isn't.
Jason: I'm the coochie killer...
Everyone else: ...
by 2legit2queef February 22, 2021
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coochie battle

When two idiots get together and battle it out coochie style.
“Let’s coochie battle right now- coochie love, coochie hate”
“BET- coochie fence, coochie gate”
by Sociopathic_octonaut February 26, 2021
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Coochie Spiders

The spiders that crawl in dirty people coochie when they sleep naked
“I heard that bitch Destiny got coochie spiders”
by Spidergat February 26, 2021
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Coochie shower

When a girl squirts on you, it is a Coochie Shower.
She was standing over me, rubbing her coochie, when she was pleased, i was covered in her coochie shower.
by MrMcDaddyMan April 8, 2021
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coochie cough

Noun: The act of having to clear one's throat after giving oral sex to one's female partner.
I don't have the WuFlu; It's just coochie cough because I had to eat out your mom before I could slip it in her last night.
by Dan & Dave May 1, 2021
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coochie crouch

This dude's been camping behind a rock for like 15 minutes, bouta take him out and coochie crouch on his ass.
by Xeno486 August 31, 2021
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