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Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.
Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!
by Jhoulz January 8, 2004
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Contact China

A fun game which involves two parties, preferably one of which is female. The female sits opposite of the other party, who must get a radio signal from China using the knobs in front of him.
Colin: So in the spirit of the Olympic Games, Bridgette and I played a game of Contact China.

Roger: Whoa. Did you win?

Colin: Yeah, but she was sort of sore afterwards.
by Anteaterking October 18, 2008
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contact precautions

1. When an individual or group of individuals opt to join a cult wherein one is to deny themselves the simple pleasures of hygiene. Every two years, one of them is given the chance to venture out into society to spread "the word". When this individual is seen in the general population, CONTACT PRECAUCTIONS dictates that no sane person should attempt to physically contact that person, even by phone, lest he or she catch even the idea of the whiff of this skanky person's stank.
Kelsey's cousin, Herman, is in town since joining that poopy cult. It would be advised to practice Contact Precautions against that snood.
by ouchinthetickle May 5, 2009
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Connectionship

The way in which two or more people are connected, the state of being connected.

In contrast to friendship it excludes emotional relations.

In contrast to relationship it excludes committing relations.
Person A: What do I need for my own business?
Person B: You'll need talent, a tax number and connectionship.
by WLAN__ November 17, 2015
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Connecticut

The official state of betrayal and lies.

OR

The official state of foresight.
Don't go to Connecticut unless you know about the inside, then its fucking heaven.
by A Incredible Pseudonym January 20, 2019
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Connect four

That one person in the group who doesn’t fit in but tries so hard.
Alexis is such a connect four, always copying what we say or do, it’s so cringe”.
by CornyBigPappa January 5, 2020
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Context High

The act of developing and being part of an inside joke.
Man, this joke gives me a good context high.
by Laz3rRRabb1t February 16, 2022
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