coffee wife

the person who serves you coffee everyday from your local coffee shop

My coffee wife was off today and nobody else knows just how to make my latte.

by hannatho November 16, 2013

coffee mug

A phrase for mixed emotions; extreme happiness and love. Usually involves crying from a over-the-top hopeless romantic thing. The feeling of falling in love.

After our first kiss, I was coffee mug for a week.

by Maranara September 9, 2008

Coffee County

A way boring place in Tennessee. The locals are very inbred, however, it is the place to go if you want to have a good time on Saturday night.

That girl from Coffee County did her brother, but she sure knows how to have fun!

by Aletris June 2, 2005

indian coffee cake

when a person of Indian descent gets shat upon there brow turban which can look most like coffee cake or the term varies with the color of the persons stool.

yo Brosephalonis last night I made a nice indian coffee cake upon a high quality turban.

by duce droppa December 20, 2007

coffee

1. synonym for cocaine.

2. simply grand.

Goddamn i need a coffee break.

by yourmombiatch February 20, 2005

Dutch Coffee

marajuana, pot, etc. so named because in coffee shops in holland, you are allowed to smoke as much marajuana as you want, as long as it is not mixed at all with tobacco.

Dutch guy: hey, want to go het some dutch coffee to smoke at the shop?
other Dutch guy: sure man, lets pick some up in that alley near the college.

by Ana Bieze November 1, 2008

coffeeshop

Adjective that means to be laidback and fun.

I like to hang around coffeeshop John.

by Mirek October 2, 2006