lighting closet

a supreme workshop; the only place on this earth closest to heaven

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

slope clause

In aviaion, a clause stating the maximum number of seats that can be in a regional or subsidiary company aircraft. Usually done in the interest of the pilots protecting themselves from being taken over by a large regional airline.

The Northwest Airlines slope clause says that a regional carrier flying for Northwest cannot have any more than 76 seats in an airplane.

by Joe Randolph August 3, 2007

colon-clouter

A colon-clouter is a homosexual man who likes to put his penis inside the rectum of other homosexual men for the purpose of sexual pleasure.

It is the number one cause of shitty semen.

"Check out than man over there in that tight tank top, dancing in that gay bar with those other men. I bet he's a right colon-clouter."

by radash November 7, 2009

Duplex Closet

Where a bi-sexual comes out from.

She just came out of the duplex closet and admit she was bisexual.

by rukia7819 August 1, 2010

return close face

when a person performs a close face on you, you can returns the favor by performing the return close face where you moving your face closer to their face to scare them off. Works well on people with homophobic nature.

My roommate pulled the close face on me so I had to use the return close face to fend them off.

by Midwood August 13, 2010

cardiac closer

Cardiac Closer: a sales rep who meets his quota commitment just before, or at the deadline due to lack of preparation. The mental and physical state of the person resembles palpitating behaviors that could lead to full system overload. Coined by Hustle and Flow author Javier Lopez in his book: "Witnessing The Pressure Syndrome."

John was behind on hitting his sales quota for the month, and with two days left went into a frenzy of last minute sales attempts to achieve his commission. His blood pressure went through the roof, he was irritated, sweaty and down right mean. John is one of those cardiac closers.

by Lawrencelot October 23, 2011

Saddam Clause

The false reasoning that it is okay to commit the perceived lesser evil of violating the principles of the Constitution, the Bill of Rights, national sovereignty, and/or international/federal/state/local laws to eliminate a perceived greater evil, regardless of the consequences.

The United States invoked the Saddam Clause to invade Iraq.

by OneBrokeGuy December 27, 2011