Emperor Of The Closet

Raging rainbow that denies they hate homos.

Luke was full of himself, but all in all, he was another Emperor Of The Closet.

by Sweet Daddy April 25, 2006

cloves

Tiny plant bulbs which, when combined with Tom Collins mix and a spare pie-top, create change-of-heart decisions and disgust.

<Homer> You gotta improvise, Lisa! Cloves.. Tom Collins mix... mmm!

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 16, 2003

Closet Slut

Person who has sex a lot with many different people and just lays there.
Can usally get the person in your room buy typing "Want to watch a movie ;)"

"Want to watch a movie ;)"
She says, "I'll be over in a minute!!"

by Frankenstine January 30, 2005

closet

some one who doesnt act them selves like they are trapped in a closet won't come out with the inner selff and express the real them, then when all of a sudden they come out extremely with some thing they have never talked about or done.

peer 1:how hot is that dress like only if it was a bit shorter and the front lower.
peer 2: oh really since when do you wear stuff like that check youu what a closet come out with the most extreme things.

by Venessa.E October 13, 2005

closed missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs together (closed). The man lowers himself on top of her, with his legs spread, and enters her with his legs straddling her. This positions is generally preferred, over missionary, by men having intercourse with women with a larger/looser vagina (due to childbirth, etc.), as the women's legs being closed provides a false sensation of tightness on the penis.

Steve: "How is sex with your wife now that she's had two kids?"
Jon: "Well, her vagina got pretty baggy after she gave birth to our second kid, so we've had to do a lot more closed missionary position so I can feel anything at all."

by lando-california July 23, 2021

closet emo

One who looks normal but secretly listens to 30 seconds to mars, panic at the disco and angel in the swamp. trys to act all hard with his peers and superiors but in real life is a bitch ass punk.(see Nelson)

Nelson has such a badass CBR 600. Too bad I caught him crying while he was listening to the Black Parade. He is such a closet emo.

by Porn*100 April 16, 2009

Closet Sex

Closet Sex: when your fucking a girl just because its an easy lay, but you dont tell your friends because shes fat or ugly.. so you keep her in the "closet"

if you have ever fucked a girl, even if she is ugly or fat, but didnt tell anyone, you have had closet sex.

by Hot_Deli_Dan December 20, 2007