While a girl is giving you oral, you shove your penis down her throat and pour a glass of water down it.
by Anoos Kamiba September 04, 2007
A sexual position predominately used by homosexuals as a method of mutual masturbation; two men inserts their penises into either sides of a Chinese 'Finger Trap' toy while moving back and forth in order to stimulate an orgasm. The two men can also high five during the act to achieve a modified 'Eiffel Tower'.
by dave creedance April 12, 2009
The REAL chinese fire drill
A "Chinese fire drill" is when people trick a random stranger into entering their car amidst a lot of commotion. There is a lot of noise and movement, and the victim is usually distracted. During the time they're in the car, they're actually pricked with a needle carrying blood tainted with H.I.V.
They are then let out of the car, their assault unbeknownst to them.
Then they sleep with everyone at a party, and everyone dies.
Especially Casper.
A "Chinese fire drill" is when people trick a random stranger into entering their car amidst a lot of commotion. There is a lot of noise and movement, and the victim is usually distracted. During the time they're in the car, they're actually pricked with a needle carrying blood tainted with H.I.V.
They are then let out of the car, their assault unbeknownst to them.
Then they sleep with everyone at a party, and everyone dies.
Especially Casper.
by Yeah I said that September 05, 2012
This is basically Cheese Cake Factory but run by the Chinese. However, the distinctions are paramount:
1. There is zero cheesecake available.
2. All employees are Chinese.
3. Somehow this taste better than the original Cheese Cake Factory.
4. There is cheese.
5. There are cakes.
1. There is zero cheesecake available.
2. All employees are Chinese.
3. Somehow this taste better than the original Cheese Cake Factory.
4. There is cheese.
5. There are cakes.
Marc: Yo Bro I just got back from Cheese Cake Factory.
Drew: Yeah cool story bro, I just got back from Chinese Cake Factory.
Marc: fuck! I should have hit you up first! Fucking Love Chinese Factory (short slang version of Chinese Cake Factory).
Drew: Yeah cool story bro, I just got back from Chinese Cake Factory.
Marc: fuck! I should have hit you up first! Fucking Love Chinese Factory (short slang version of Chinese Cake Factory).
by austinramenvegan January 25, 2018
My mothers anal cushion chinese milk mat?
by stevensexattack May 05, 2008
refers to a male person of chinese decent who displays great amounts of flamboyance. Does not neccessarily need to be chinese. can be of any asian race.
by mojadoman October 14, 2011
uttered in disgust of an item you recently bought which breaks instantly.
John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"
John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"
example one:
John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"
example two
Steve: Hey how Dave how's that DVD player you bought?
Dave: Shit was "Effing Chinese Made", it stop working after 2 movies
John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"
example two
Steve: Hey how Dave how's that DVD player you bought?
Dave: Shit was "Effing Chinese Made", it stop working after 2 movies
by Akiano88 December 26, 2010