Caveman Syndrome

Either chronic or situational, caveman syndrome causes the victim to have the need to shit almost continuously. While diarrhea is more commonly an immediate and short-lived (for the lucky ones) experience, caveman can be describe properly as multiple fecal instances spread more or less evenly throughout the day. Caveman syndrome is predominantly exuded by those with a fast metabolism.

Guy 1: Damn, I've had to shit like 10 times today, but none have been satisfying!

Guy 2: Caveman syndrome for sure.

Guy 1: I gotta shit again.

by Captain Slippyfist October 20, 2010

caveman

ungh

urk

by grisha July 16, 2003

chabe

a really hott lesbian

ch- comes from cha cha
-abe is from babe

I wish she wasn't a chabe! I would totally do her!

by Aleh August 8, 2005

caveman

the man whos the biggest in the room and makes ya'll so damn jelous

krunk has the biggest caveman dick in the class

by J R H May 22, 2007

Caveman

Caveman is a kid who feens for Xbox 360 (plays Halo 3 all day everyday), no one in the neighbourhood knows him, until he goes to school but even then no one notices him unless he is talking about his double kill or triple kill that he did last night.

Person A- Yo did u do ur homework man?
Caveman- Nah. but i did do an overkill on Halo 3.
Person A- shit ur are a caveman.

by ill joke,ill life January 23, 2009

The Cave

When engaging in anal sex, the person giving it pulls out and proceeds in stepping a few feet back in order to kick the receiving person right in the gooch (grundle, etc. or A.B.C.- ass-ball-connector) extremely hard. Their anus will then open up wider than the width of the penetrator's phallus, resembling a cave.

i.e. Can be a form of punishment for a girlfriend/wife who nags at you during the last two minutes of your favorite sports team's match-up or the Super Bowl.

1. I had to give Marsha The Cave before I left her apartment last night; her ass was SO tight.
2. My wife tried to get me to go rearrange the wedding-photo albums during the last quarter of the U.Texas / U. Miami basketball game. I gave her the cave to teach her a lesson about men and basketball.

by Z-Bear March 26, 2008

dirty chavez

Walk into a business and shit your pants, letting some run down your pant leg to the floor.

The bank hit me with an nsf fee so I left them a dirty chavez.

by Brea Held October 30, 2006