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Folding Chair

A type of zombie. A mentally awake and aware zombie with the ability to choose not to eat brains. These are the smartest and most dangerous of all zombies since they easily fit in with the normal human population. Often confused with cannibal human beings. These zombies can turn on someone just like a happy and friendly rottweiler turns and bites a child for no reason. The term folding chair comes from the cheap, low weight-limit, outdoor folding chairs that provide a welcome and relaxing seat. At anytime (usually when you least expect it) they break dropping you on the floor unexpectedly, injuring or killing you.
The folding chair collapsed and turned on his friend ferociously gnawing into the side of his skull.
by Zombie 27 August 14, 2018
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CCG Chairman

Ari is so epi! He's the ccg chairman.
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Filipino Chainsaw

When one grabs his penis and ejaculates by rubbing it up and down a person's leg, for this work, you must make chainsaw noises (from the penis) and sploodge in the area directly behind the kneecap. You have to be within a 10 ft radius of a historical statue related to Manny Pacquiao; a statue that must be near a water source.
Nico: "I really want to do c&b, but this Filipino chainsaw thing sounds even better!"
Penis: "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrRRRrrrrrRRRRRRRR"
by The New Jersey Times December 5, 2022
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calling a chair

The reserving/holding of a chair for the time limit called
-originated in smith's point camp grounds NY

1)you must be sitting in the chair when you call it
2)you must be back down by the time limit called or its void
3)you cant sit anywhere else after you call 20 minutes or the chair you called it on is free

*The largest quantity of time allowed to be called is twenty minutes but you can call anything under that as well
Bobby:I'm hungry, im gonna go get something to eat quick, 20 mins

Tim:Yes i can finally sit down

Bobby: You can sit down until i come back but i called 20 mins

Tim:Ohh yeahh thats right, the 20 mins rule, i didnt hear you calling a chair, im sorry
by 20minsrulee June 13, 2009
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a fuckin chair

When you are not a chair but a fucking chair
Person 1: You chair
Person 2: Im not a chair
Person 1: Your right your a fuckin chair
by wowicreatedaword March 13, 2020
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FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black

Person 1: yo bro i just ordered the FlexFit Hyken Mesh Task Chair with Adjustable Arms - Black from Staples.ca
Person 2: yoo bro thats sick, i wish i could afford one!
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Chairniel

To receive the 2 glorious cards of Ace and Queen, preferably in the suit of diamonds while playing Texas Hold'Em.
He didn't get the bedsheet catalogue but the Chairniel, so her lost the hand.
by littlejerryseinfeld August 28, 2008
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