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Christmas TimeZ

hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?

Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!

Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?

Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!
oh boy, i can't wait til next year..04 bitches
by Jay Molotov & Toekzy McVeigh December 25, 2004
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Christmas Tree controversy

A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.

Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
by Jacob Mei December 7, 2010
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Mexican Christmas Present

A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
by rzerobzero April 28, 2012
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ghost of christmas past

a sexual act involving the use of a deceased relatives ashes as lube during the holiday season.
I dipped my dick her mother's urn, then went upstairs and pulled off a ghost of christmas past.
by McDrunk April 4, 2012
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The Kachavos Christmas Card

The holiday card sent out only to the most elite and profound individuals by the Kachavi.
Housewife 1: I was surprised to receive a Christmas card from the Kachavi, the card this year is in great taste too.
Housewife 2: Really? I didn't get a card.
Housewife 1: Oh, you didn't make the mailing list?

Housewife 2: It appears not.
Housewife 1: Well you know, only the most prestigious recieve The Kachavos Christmas Card.
by Jerry Seinfeld's Porsche December 17, 2019
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Crush Clit Christmas

A Woman will go all of the month of December without masturbating and then on December 25th when you first wake up in the morning you go ham on your clit before opening your presents.
You gonna participate in Crush Clit Christmas
by Fireninja188 November 9, 2018
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Parisian Christmas Tree

An enormously large butt plug, of such proportions as to be near impossible to insert.
That fucktard needs a Parisian Christmas Tree put in her ass.
by Trey Modgod November 4, 2014
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