Cheese Grater

The act of dragging your sack across a person's face. This is done after shaving the male genitalia, then letting some stubble grow in and not washing for a few days to let some cheese (definitions 9 and 22) build up.

That was SOOOO money! I totally gave her the cheese grater!

by Original DC! April 17, 2010

Cheese Cake

A creamy dessert made with cream cheese and on a graham cracker crust. Useful for stabbing with a spork.

Person #1: *stabs cheese cake*
Person #2: Did you just stab that cheese cake?
Person #1: Creamy violence!

by Amber June 28, 2004

Cheese Helmet

A cheese helmet s tha shiznit

you cant hurt me, not with my cheese helmet

by mudguts March 15, 2005

cheese dick

The person that started this website

Who's the cheese dick that started this stupid website

by fredz July 26, 2006

cheese cake

A reference or slang for pussy.

I want a piece of that cheese cake.

by BuBBa SpaRX January 25, 2005

Cheese King

the cheese that reigns supreme over the Cheese Kingdom. He wears a crown of mozzerella, cheddar, and swiss.

Have you ever seen the cheese king heat a hat???

by The Jewish Heat aka Mota pwner May 6, 2004

cheese toastie thursday

The aforementioned day of the week when you make excessive amounts of cheesetoasties, trying out new combinations of ingredients. Orignated on a thursday, but recently spread to any day of the week.

Too many cheese toasties on cheese toastie thursday will make me do a portsmouth steamer}

by harding April 7, 2005