Man Card

A man is formally or informally given a man card upon reaching the age of 18. Although one can have said card removed by his fellow man, it can also be earned back by doing something extremely manly. Said act should equal twice the amount of man points initially taken when man card ownership was removed, therefore climbing out of negative man points back into positive points.

Man card law is in direct correlation to Man Law. Upon earning enough man points the owner of a man card has the ability to win one argument with either his girlfriend or wife and that argument shall never be overruled as long as their relationship stands.

Man points are awarded by fellow card holders for acts of manliness including feats of alcoholism, eating, knowledge, strength of will and body.

Man points can be deducted also by fellow card holders for acts deemed non-manly.

Upon reaching zero man points, the aforementioned card holder relinquishes his man card to the taker of his man points and must earn it back by the same.

You earned your man card back, well done! You've lost your right to your man card, give it up!

by Don Mahogany September 22, 2017

porterican credit card

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

by Ellusionist January 21, 2007

trap card

term used to describe a very attractive, under-aged person with which one would have sex.

Roommate 1: "Would you tap this chick?"

Roommate 2: "Yeah bro, duh."

Roommate 1: "Hold on, let me reach in my pocket and pull out a TRAP CARD!"

by bamboozleU October 26, 2010

Graphics Card

A fucking overpriced piece of shit that "totally doesn't doesn't help your computer at all."

You should totally try running Skyrim at ultra settings and 4k with onboard graphics, because graphics cards are for losers.

by Geek_Squad_999 July 24, 2017

black card

A figurative allowance to say the word "nigger" or "nigga." Some people think they have it, but they don't.

Who gave DJ Khaled the black card? Oh, that's right he doesn't have one!

by Juh-rae rae February 27, 2008

carrdhopping

the act of finding and reading various carrds by typing a random word, name, or phrase before "dot-carrd-dot-co".

"im bored what happens if i type randomphrase-dot-carrd-dot-co"
"thats carrdhopping lol"

by anachronisticallyonline October 6, 2022

Card tag

Passing the office birthday card to the next person and forcing them to figure out who is the next to sign.

I got stuck near the end of the line in the card tag for Holly's birthday. Tag, you are it!

by repptile March 30, 2009