Chinese Buffet

The guy fucks a girl in the ass. Then she gives the guy oral sex. thats the Chinese Buffet :)
Well its not as bad as eating a black dog.

have sex in the ass then have oral sex. thats the chinese buffet!

by Bonnie&Clyde2142 December 22, 2010

candy canes

A term sometimes used to describe menthol cigarettes.

Damn kid, just got some Marb Smooths, shit's like smokin candy canes.

by Grids November 26, 2007

chinese mongoose

taken from the expression "as a mongoose", it means an uber amount of something

dude that chick was as hot as a chinese mongoose

by nick mackey November 13, 2006

Chinese Ear Food

Information that you are told and quickly forget, making you hungry for more information in a short span of time, just like when you eat Chinese food.

Gross Girl (emma): I got so messed up last night, and then i drank a bunch, and then i was almost late to work this afternoon, and then i heard i hooked up with this guy...
You: *mind wandering after the first and then*

-Next day-

Friend (Krystal): So what did Emma say last night?
You:Uhm...dude honestly shit was Chinese ear food..in one ear...

by UGreeNinja April 8, 2009

Chinese Double Ripple

Two wires are used to open a females mouth while two men stand side by side on her face and release ice cream on her faces that's been shoved up the anal cavity

Damn that bitch took that chinese double ripple like a tropper!

by That Dude with a vagina May 29, 2010

Chinese Trots

Simply put, having an acute case of diarrhea where one is careful to keep the butt cheeks tight to prevent possible leakage while walking to the nearest facilities to release the Kraken.

Dude, did you see that chick over there walking kinda funny? I thought her hip huggers were just way too tight, but then I saw a green apple splatter on her ass. She must have the Chinese Trots...

by Mountain Lion May 26, 2012

Chinese Cracker

A person who tries to roast others on online games that have mint green hair and is very white with freckles.

Often they would make racist jokes and talk junk about your parents,god,and you.

Oh my gosh they are such a Chinese Cracker

by RoasterOf2017 January 17, 2017