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National Cuck Day

Each year on the 8th of March, the world celebrates National Cuck Day, as a day of appreciation for the cuckold members of society. Often times, National Cuck day coincides with the origin of Cuckoldry.
Hey Ricky, Happy National Cuck Day!
by gazaturtle March 7, 2024
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cuck (v2)

The definition of crazy by most, it's the understanding of mental relativity concerning the capacity of another and often adjusted through the relativity of coughs such as in hazing events.
Dude man cuck (v2)-ed me, don't tell me I lost the game, he clearly doesn't understand longevity, I can smell his breath from 20 feet away..
by Arduous March 14, 2024
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Cuck Noodles

The noodles that are fermenting and molding on your gamer boyfriend’s desk as you are performing mediocre sex that both of you fail to finish off to
Bob: Man! I just ate a whole steaming cup of Cuck Noodles!

Colin: Damn, that sucks! Want to use my vibrator to finish?
by Keyble March 17, 2024
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Cuck Elf

An individual who spends days serving the public but in a very submissive way. The power bottom of the culture barrel if you will.
“Hey, that store manager who goes above and beyond to satisfy his boss is a real cuck elf, always trying to make everyone else so happy all the time.
by Father McKinley March 26, 2024
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Cuddle-cuck

A person who watches while two people cuddle.
You stand in the closet and be a good cuddle-cuck while we do a cuddle puddle.
by Totsogtfout March 28, 2024
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Caffeine Cuck

Someone who relies on caffeine in the morning in order to wake up/be reasonable; someone who can’t function without caffeine.
I can’t believe this guy uses drugs to wake up. A real caffeine cuck lemme tell ya.
by Djnyancatz June 29, 2021
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Cuck

by Big huff Timothy July 11, 2021
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