A college Football player (usually a quarterback) who chooses to transfer to a new school when he loses the starting job. Rather than support his team in a backup role, like a real team player, he quits and/or transfers...thinking only of himself.

Kelly Bryant had a chance to win a national title at Clemson, but he acted like a Candy-Ass instead and quit on his team rather than play as a back up quarterback

Candy-Ass by BM T-ray September 1, 2019

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Candy corn

Another word for cocaine

"I still might sell candy corn to the skeletons"

Candy corn by Lawdjesus September 18, 2019

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Candy

Something that strangers give to kids on Halloween and end up poisoning the kids

She gave that kid some candy 😏😏

Candy by The goatee white boy October 26, 2019

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Canna-R.E.M

The state of your body being asleep, but the brain is still subconsciously awake.

ex. After you and your friends smoke out, you go inside to watch TV. After you pass out, the slimes wanna go get pizza, and you immediately shoot up like you were never asleep.

Also referred to as insomnijuana

*watching the office*
guy 3: (passed out)
guy 2: yo is he good?
guy 1: ye he’s just in Canna-R.E.M rn. You tryna go get tacos?
guy 3: yo someone say tacos?

Canna-R.E.M by insatiable_wolf November 5, 2019

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