ur brother mother

the worst insult in all of history

Jeoff: ur mom gay
Bill:Ur mom lesbian
Jeoff:ur granny tranny
Bill:ur pappy trappy:
Jeoff: Ur sister mister
Bill: Don't make me do it!
Jeoff: Do it pussy

Bill: ur brother mother
(The sun rams into earth)

by ursistermister5 May 13, 2018

ur brother a mother

The worst insult known to mankind. Saying this will end the galaxy and all known planets in existence. All life on earth will be completely destroyed as a thottie apocalypse will kill the earth's human population.

Frank: lol ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian
Ken: well ur granny tranny

Frank: Lol ur sister a mister
Ken: *strains hard* don't make me do it man
Frank: Do it you pussy
Ken: UR BROTHER A MOTHER!
*frank gets cut in half by an invisible blade, the moon blows up, and 200 thots appear from every corner as the galaxy explodes.

by Middleskwldood May 13, 2018

Barbecue Brothers

When yo boy was eatin’ some ribs and this girl comes over and sits on his face, but then later she sits on yo face an you get some sauce on yo face.

Cole: Hey do you wanna be barbecue brothers?
Justin: What the fuck is barbecue brothers?
Cole: When you and yo boy have the same girl sitting on yo faces when ya been eating some barbecue.
Justin: Dude what the fuck? No.

by Maxxer69 June 8, 2018

Big Brother Shit

When you need to urinate and unexpectedly end up taking poop at the same. As they say, “Expect the unexpected!”

Attmay: Did you just take a dump?
Prilay: Yes, why?
Attmay: I thought you just had to tinkle.
Prilay: Expect the unexpected!
Attmay: That must have been a Big Brother Shit!

by Pr3mis September 14, 2018

Young Brother

The best brother you've ever had

I love you, young brother

by I like my brother September 15, 2018

Bougly Brother

A group of brothers that are bald, old and ugly (bougly). AKA: as the old drunks. Consist of at least 3 friends hanging out together. One friend being bald, the other ugly and the other old. Sometimes each friend can fit all three traits. Sometimes one of the brothers falls asleep on their head or the other gets so drunk he starts to violently puke all over the other bougly brothers apartment. The third sometimes gets caught whacking his chicken by another brother.

Bougly brother. Bald, old and ugly.

by whaaaaat?? January 6, 2019

The brother trap

When a love interest refers to you as an elder brother/little sister.

Got stuck in the brother trap when confessed in my feelings to my crush.

by K84U January 21, 2019