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Reality Bites/Bytes

It's both the fact that the truth hurts/reality bites you in the ass and the fact that reality is but a farcical performance which can be interpreted by many different people to be many different things and the statement is also an allusion to the idea that we live in a simulation which is actually an ancient theory said by many in many different ways predating Rizwan Virk, Nick Bostrom, Hans Moravec, Musk🙄 and even René Descartes and predstes before we were even able to understand what a simulation could be ("A dream within a dream") it becomes a clever allegorical play on words when spoken. Less complicated to interpret when written. A mad decent 90s movie aswell.
Person - "UGH I wish my life was as easy as my Sim's life is. Or as fun as my Persona's characters is. Reality Bites/Bytes!!!"

Person 2 - "Your sim was abducted by aliens, dood. Also I think your baby is on fire. Is that a person trapped in a pool because there is no ladder out?"

Person - "EXACTLY"
by Dr. Frayser April 7, 2022
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Don't bite your dick off

Meaning cool your jets, calm down. Used for someone that's especially angry.
Calm down, don't bite your dick off bro.
by FelineRando June 24, 2024
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Little Bites

A Nickname Given To A Man or Women who wants to eat your Mini Muffins
Little Bites you do not need my Mini Muffins
by M&M2028 May 23, 2022
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One-Bite

The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.
Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!
by Kerytach February 10, 2021
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lava bite

When you bite into something freshly cooked, that is still far too hot to eat, effectively ruining your meal.
"I took a lava bite out of my bean burrito and it ruined my tongue for the next 6 hours."
by nthomson85 December 24, 2019
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Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.
I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.
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pancake bite

Using the combination of cum and squirt as the egg/oil/milk/water substitute in an off the shelf pancake batter mix.
We both had a good time, so I made her some pancake bites in the morning.
by evoknievel August 27, 2023
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