by idk what I'm doing here- October 14, 2022
Get the Birthdaymug. by Jeffweiss March 17, 2021
Get the National Happy Birthday Jeff Weiss daymug. by Christian_Martinez April 27, 2023
Get the Birthday Niggamug. Where a man rubs Vaseline on the tip of his penis and lights it so a woman can 'blow' out the candle
by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023
Get the Birthday Candlemug. The most boring birthday ever. 15 is a pointless age to be because there’s not really much you can do at this age. You’re still not old enough to drive or get a job and it’s like being 14 all over again. You don’t have the same opportunities that 16 year olds do, so if you’re turning 15, I feel bad for you.
14 year old: “Bro, my 15th birthday is coming up. I’m so hyped rn”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
16 year old: “You still can’t drive or get a job, so your birthday is kinda pointless”
by TEEGUY December 31, 2024
Get the 15th birthdaymug. The day you were born or the days every 1 year after you were born in which you celebrate. Also the day you can get gifts and presents. Also the day you are 1 year closer to death.
A : HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?
A : Because you're 1 year older now
B : aka one year closer to death
A : ...
B : leave
A : okay
B : Why would I be happy is my birthday?
A : Because you're 1 year older now
B : aka one year closer to death
A : ...
B : leave
A : okay
by BreadyBread April 12, 2022
Get the Birthdaymug. The act of sitting your unwiped ass on your partner's face while teabagging them, then ejaculating in and around their mouth. The end result resembles a baby that smeared cake all over itself at its first birthday party.
I got fired because the security cameras caught me giving Carol a first birthday in the supply closet.
by Stephen Jung December 9, 2013
Get the First birthdaymug.