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Brent Barry

The only white guy to ever dunk from the free throw line. Son of one of the greatest basketball players of all time, brother to Detroit legend Jon Barry.
"Brent Barry is not a clutch shooter like his brother Jon."
by hrit January 19, 2005
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barry bonds

A baseball player who is eternally hated on, even though he is not the reason for all the problems of the game of baseball. Let's face it. Baseball turned the other way on steroid use until the media got a hold of the story and created this huge witch hunt.

FACTS ABOUT STEROIDS -
STEROIDS CANNOT KILL YOU UNLESS YOU ABUSE THEM IN CONJUNCTION WITH ANOTHER DRUG.
STEROIDS WERE NOT ILLEGAL IN BASEBALL UNTIL 2003.
BARRY BONDS HAS PASSED EVERY DRUG TEST HE HAS EVER BEEN ADMINISTERED. EVERY SINGLE ONE.

Amphetamines, which are much more widespread than steroids in major league baseball, are more commonly known as "greenies". These "greenies" are not as nearly crucified as steroids are.

FACT ABOUT GREENIES - THEY ARE METH. METH MAKES YOU MUCH, MUCH STRONGER THAN STEROIDS EVER CAN. METH CAN KILL YOU.

Hate Barry Bonds all you want, but he is not the cause of cheating - he is the symptom of cheating in the game.

And for all you guys talking about how "sacred" the HR records are? Guess what:

FACT ABOUT BASEBALL - EIGHT OF THE TOP TEN CAREER HOME RUN LEADERS, INCLUDING "HEROES" LIKE BABE RUTH AND HANK AARON EITHER CHEATED OR BROKE THE LAW DURING THEIR PLAYING CAREER.

Seriously. Hank Aaron used greenies (remember, meth is MUCH worse than steroids for you), Bonds allegedly used steroids, Ruth corked his bat, Mays used liquified meth ("red juice"), Sosa corked his bat (and may have used steroids), Frank Robinson carried a concealed weapon, McGwire used andro, and Palmeiro was busted for steroid use.

If you're going to hold Barry Bonds to this unattainable standard, at least hold them all to it as well.

Personally, I don't care about cheating in baseball. It's been a part of the game for ages. I mean, Gaylord Perry wrote a book about how he cheated by using the spitball. Everyone knew it then; but the moral police didn't go after him, as they crucify Barry Bonds today.

Don't hate the player, hate the game. The game created this mentality; it has always been there, and it will always will be.
Barry Bonds is a great baseball player, easily one of the greatest of all time. Steroids or no steroids.
by A true baseball fan September 5, 2008
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barry

A western term used to describe a male with a larger than average phallace, namely 8 inches and over. Mainly used in North American vicinities but occasionally heard in Britain.
Woman after night of passion: Oh my God. That was amazing Ted.
Ted: You could say I was a Barry?
Woman: Definitely was a Barry.
by carrie o'hanlon December 4, 2007
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taco berries

A taco berry is defined as; toilet paper that gets stuck in a chics pubes from wiping her really hairy vagina, the normal color when ripe is yellow or poop brown, can be edible depending how hungry you are; 2)or wiping her really hairy ass, in this instance they would be brown in color and not very tasty.
1)Damn i went down on this chick last night and she had TACO BERRIES all over her hairy pussy.

2)Jeez, i don't remember last night at all i must have blacked out, i must have eaten some TACO BERRIES as residual berries are still stuck in between my teeth.
by justinwilson April 10, 2007
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berrie

Berrie is a very sexy lady with a loud voice and a rockin attitude. Berrie is very weird and extraordinary, very childish and insecure. Berrie is a badass mofo and will do anything you tell her to. She has her own opinions and thoughts. Berrie is the type of person you want to be around, Berrie's are funny, active, smart, beautiful, and very much different. Berrie is gorgeously beautiful and has the eyes of a baby blue bird.
Girl: woah look at her!
Guy: she's as beautiful as a Berrie
by mystery46 January 6, 2014
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Poop Berries

A piece of dry shit hanging from someone's ass hairs.
I was gonna toss this chick's salad, but she had some huge poop berries!
by n0m4d September 25, 2008
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a Barry

while performing Anal sex with your partner you proceed to donkey punch them and while unconscious you give them an arabian mask take pictures and Set it as there default social networking site of choice picture.
Last week I gave Jane a Barry and she hasnt talked to me since.
by B ezy October 6, 2009
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