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Bean Bag

A presumably uninsured jalopy that contains a dozen or more Mexicans. Said vehicle is typically an 80s-era, USA-brand van or minivan with oxidating paint, cheap purple tinting, honeycombs of dents, gaudy chrome tire rims, and a large Virgin Mary and/or Mexican flag and/or Oakland Raiders decal(s) on the back window and Latino/Salsa radio station stickers on the rear bumper. Often seen in downscale areas of Santa Ana and decaying LA suburbs of Bell Gardens, Pico Rivera, South Gate, and Huntington Park. In general, prevalence of Bean Bags in a city indicates lack of white or Asian majority. Sometimes blaring Mexican polka/ranchera music ostensibly broadcasted from radio stations advertised on bumper stickers. Driver travels at least 20 miles per hour below the speed limit at all times. Driver and rest of adults are often obese with vacant expressions on their faces; kids in car also obese but often seen jumping up and down on seats or floor of vehicle or staring blankly at you through its back windows as you nearly get killed trying to pass it on the 5 Freeway in heavy traffic.
I was on the 5 this morning when I got stuck behind a bean bag full of fat Mexicans.
by WhooooAreYouuuu June 11, 2006
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bean

street term for the over the counter opiate oxy contin. gets the name bean from the way it looks, similar to various types of beans. highly addictive. the bean can be smoke, snorted, taken orally, or intraveniously.
i just scored some bean, im gonna get fucked up.
by Poopskie January 8, 2009
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Bean Crock

A soup in a crockpot or bowl. Typically never referred to as "bean crock". Although few people call it this, the word "bean crock" can be used in many different contexts. SNOD seems to think that Steak N' Shake sells the "bean crock", but is terribly wrong.
My that BEAN CROCK looks extra nice today. Shut your BEAN CROCK! Ay Soulja Boi can I have your...BEAN CROCK? What the BEAN CROCK? BEAN CROCK! Hi I would like the hamburger with fries, a shake, and maybe...BEAN CROCK! Oh wait scratch that and give me five BEAN CROCKS! Go shit a BEAN CROCK!
by The Snod May 6, 2008
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Bean and Cheese Burrito

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.
"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."
by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007
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Boston bean shooter

When a girl is having a baby and she takes a huge dump
Smiefs mom had a boston bean shooter when he was born.
by O'Doyle November 6, 2004
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Bean Dip

a game were friends take turns flicking eachothers boobs and catching the other person by surprise.
Ouch! That bean dip really hurt
by Cskeez September 11, 2009
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Bean Head

One who smokes the prescription drug Oxycontin (a.k.a. DaBean) off da foil, preferably Reynolds Wrap.
Erik Van Bean Head just toked enough 80mg Oxycontin off da foilee to put him into a nod. Jacob P. Bean Head must have loaned out his credit card again!
by Da bean cyan dun ! July 3, 2008
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