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soft boiling an egg

Soft boiling an egg ~ code for beating ones dick, or masturbating with ones penis.
I can't talk right now, soft boiling an egg. Talk later.
by Skylark838 September 25, 2018
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Soft drive

Similar to a hard drive, except it’s wet and bloody. It surprisingly fits perfectly well into X AE A-XII.
Dude did you hear Elon musk just bought 30% of the soft drive companyTM

Nah bro I didn’t, he should just give his son REGULAR organs.
by FrappaCHINA May 22, 2021
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Soft-Core violence

Throwing passive aggressive attacks while visualizing and fantasying actual violence.
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
Sommer was thinking about punching Chris in the face all night, however the proper moment ever arose for it to be socially acceptable to inflict bodily harm into the poor victim. Sommer, having years of built up frustration, allowed herself to indulge in soft-core violence & intruding thoughts on inflicting bodily harm and spray popcorn on Chris’ face
by anonymous January 1, 2022
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Soft Wood

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
Guy 1: Hello, I have soft wood.
Guy 2: ok
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022
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Soft Serve Supreme

(noun) All the given sodas and energy drinks in a soft serve drink machine, combined.
“I love the taste of a soft serve supreme.”
by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021
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Soft Punch

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024
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Soft Cock

1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks

2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
I was playing Fortnite and I was just dancing innocently, but this guy killed me! What a soft cock!
by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019
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