by Skylark838 September 25, 2018

Similar to a hard drive, except it’s wet and bloody. It surprisingly fits perfectly well into X AE A-XII.
Dude did you hear Elon musk just bought 30% of the soft drive companyTM
Nah bro I didn’t, he should just give his son REGULAR organs.
Nah bro I didn’t, he should just give his son REGULAR organs.
by FrappaCHINA May 22, 2021

Throwing passive aggressive attacks while visualizing and fantasying actual violence.
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
(eg. I want to punch this guys in the face, but instead, I’m just going to throw popcorn at his face.)
Sommer was thinking about punching Chris in the face all night, however the proper moment ever arose for it to be socially acceptable to inflict bodily harm into the poor victim. Sommer, having years of built up frustration, allowed herself to indulge in soft-core violence & intruding thoughts on inflicting bodily harm and spray popcorn on Chris’ face
by anonymous January 1, 2022

When you have not quite an erection, or the post mini-erection after masturbation or sex. Can also be achieved through mild horniness.
by TheNerdCrusader January 25, 2022

by MaybeARealWord March 30, 2021

When a man attempts intercourse without a full erection. The term implies some level of frustration due to the desire for copulation, resulting in a somewhat aggressive, though ultimately unsuccessful, effort.
Paul hooked up with the hottest girl he ever met, but due to performance anxiety, could only manage a brief soft punch.
by Snail Cum February 29, 2024

1. A person who doesn’t want to party hard or take risks
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
2. Someone who can’t take a joke and takes everything seriously
by RandomGuy42069 January 29, 2019
