Broken Chocolate Bar

Any HR workers dream. Slide them a broken chocolate bar and the keys to anything are instantly unlocked.

Jake: "I need to know some more about this new cashier." Tyrone: "Slide Donna in HR a broken chocolate bar!"

by TheNiggaSejeet August 8, 2015

Battered mars bar

When a girl shits after anal and it's covered in spunk

I've just been for a shit and it was a battered mars bar

by Chandave June 16, 2016

California chocolate bar

The act of melting chocolate and inserting it anally then ejaculating into the anus pulling out the mixture with remnants of feces and freezing the mixture in a box shape and eating when frozen

Yeah I gave Jenny a California chocolate bar last night it should be frozen by now.

by American sadass June 13, 2018

Alaskan chocolate bar

When you shit in a rectangular mold and freeze it then forcefully shove it in your girlfriends mouth

“Bro I just made an Alaskan chocolate bar, wanna try it”

by Tiny pickle April 1, 2022

adam herron's puff bar

a puff bar that is not actually adam herron's puff bar but was infact acquired using illicit ways and means.

Person 1: "Have you seen my puff bar?"
Person 2: "I think you mean adam herron's puff bar"

by mermotmcduckin July 10, 2022

Midwestern pink bar snapper

Middle aged bar whore who prays on younger males at the town tavern.

The Midwestern pink bar snapper is know to become more aggressive in it seduction attempts around 1:15 AM.

by Wheresmydad23 February 11, 2023

sand bar

See also: "nifkin" or "grundle"
the area between the bottom of your sack and your ass hole

come here and massage my sand bar

by niggers suck May 20, 2003