big dick bandito 

A 50 year old man in a white van slowly driving threw everyone’s neighborhood who is looking for the biggest and juiciest dicks out there to snatch right out of you pants.

Hey, did you hear bill got attacked by big dick bandito?

big dick bandito by BakedP0t@toez December 4, 2019

Big Booty Bandit 

Big Booty Bandit, aka LocoCrazyness is someone that rapes and forcefully fucks the anus of anyone chosen.

Helen is going to be raped by the big booty bandit.

Big Booty Bandit by Gavoveeev October 25, 2020

The pool table bandit 

Someone who steals pool balls and proceeds to ruin every game of pool he can get his hands on. Often waiting for the game to start before slowly making his way to the table to ruin it . The pool table bandit operates alone and takes his time stealing ball to ball.

Watch out this guy seems like the pool table bandit!

The pool table bandit by The pool table bandit himself November 22, 2021

Tasty kake bandit 

Aiden

“Have you heard of the tasty kake bandit?”
“Aiden UnknitBubbles”

Tasty kake bandit by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

The tasty kake bandit 

A sneaky little boi with a mustache And a itty-bitty goatee Who loves his tasty cakes yummy yummy yummy

“Hey boss what happened to all the tastykakes”
“Oh god oh god we got hit by the dastardly the Tasty kake bandit.oh no he must’ve waddled away with them“
“Ong?”

The tasty kake bandit by TheGrozzlyBear August 31, 2022

d wing bandit 

a person who fucks or smokes in the D wing at RHS

“did you hear that fred and carla were fucking in the d wing??”

“yea they’re some d wing bandits”

d wing bandit by mlifgay September 14, 2022

sticky finger bandit 

Brett Favre, i.e. in the particular context of $70 million in federal welfare funds fraudulently going to The Gunslinger, a volleyball complex and a former pro wrestler in a scandal that has rocked Mississippi.

Sticky Finger Bandit example

Aaron Rogers - Now I probably got some help playing behind a guy who played in 300+ straight starts. Because it was never even a question for him. But you can’t say there is the same approach now as there was maybe back then.

Pat McAfee - Stick Finger Bandit is who you’re talking about…

sticky finger bandit by EasyEsq December 2, 2022