Hang the bollocks out of it

When a person, normally working on an hourly rate, deliberately prolongs a task with the aim of making more money.

Old Harry has started to hang the bollocks out of it with that painting job, it’s a days work at most and he is still working on it three days later!!

by Keeno69 April 11, 2022

tip em bolloxs

Tip em bolloxs, to dismiss an individual or mock. Applied to those who are ridiculous, irrelevant or annoying etc

Irita listened to what was said about why my boyfriend didn’t turn up. She said “tip him bollox”. I wasn’t home on time I laughed and said ring and say tell them I’m tipping em bolloxs” etc. tip em bolloxs

by Liquidmoney October 19, 2022

Tip em bolloxs

Telling someone to go away, advising others to stay away from an individual or organisation.

Tony’s boss kept cancelling work, Rita said “tip em bolloxs “

by Liquidmoney October 26, 2022

Dog's bollocks

The old version of the colon(also toilet related):- when someone types :-
A bit dirtier than i thought, i thought the smiley had a nose but instead it gained a nus

Hey, VSauce michael here, did you know that back in the day, people but a - in front of the :?:- I want you to guess what it was called; dog's bollocks

by Nintendrew November 14, 2022

Hot tub bologna

A glorious slice of bologna that has preferably been dipped in hot tub water, that arrives when a fellow man most needs it.

Bro it though Leo was dead until that hot tub bologna arrived

by Chadwick1234458 March 11, 2023

Billy and the bogloids

trash book dont read.

You read Billy and the bogloids

by XBshcbedhvbch November 2, 2023

sweating like a bollock

Feeling extremely hot, typically in high summer when weather is particularly oppressive.

“I’m sweating like a bollock”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024