This is the oldest unsolved question of mankind, many claimed to know the answer to this question but failed, great minds like Albert Einstein had problems solving this question.

Guy1: who would win? 1 of each pokemon or a billion lions.

Guy:2 the lions would win obviously

Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.

Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*

Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?

1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions by HistoricalGlaceon May 8, 2021

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The Man vs. Billie Holliday

A show about a girl who has more hurdles to jump than everybody else in life.

Billie Holliday played herself in The Man vs. Billie Holliday. She outdid herself on this one.

The Man vs. Billie Holliday by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

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The Man vs. Billie Holliday

A story about a girl who has more hurdles to jump than everybody else, and is therefore rougher than everybody else.

Billie Holliday played herself in the Man vs. Billie Holliday, she really outdid herself on this one.

The Man vs. Billie Holliday by Solid Mantis February 26, 2021

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Ballistic Gazelle

when a real small male has sexual intercourse while on "speed" and "viagra"

Girl1: my body hurt
Girl2: whats wrong with you?
Girl1: i fucked a ballistic gazelle last night

Ballistic Gazelle by Ballistic Gazelle January 30, 2010

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