Mailman Mike

Some say the modern gunslinger with the meanest flick known to man. A piece of mails biggest fear. Most definitely is not afraid to wear a snapback all day to intimidate whatever it encounters.

Watch out for Mailman Mike, he is always slangin'.

by UrbanWhisperer June 10, 2022

Mike Oxsmal

Play on words meaning My Cocks Small

Hey I’m Mike Oxsmal

by Mumgay69 January 28, 2021

Dirty Mike

You eat some Jersey Mike's before deep throating a guy and projectile vomit on them

Person 1:Man this guy was so cute but I dirty mike yesterday and he blocked me
Person 2: That gross but erotic

by Kyota Z July 4, 2022

dirty mike

a father who is indeed a wild card, and named mike. he harbors twins and lives a secret double life. He is a big fan of anime even though he is a dad. known for tussles on the mean streets of cambridge.

DIRTY MIKE AND THE BOYS!!! WE GO WAY BACK.

by thannypack January 2, 2019

mike smiff

A South Florida coming up rapper in from the deep south depths of Miami out of Exit #6 from a hood called Naranja

That boy Mike Smiff music go hard, represent Exit 6

by jamere May 29, 2017

Moldy Mike

A simp cuck who smells musty from living with mold.

That guy is a moldy mike.

by Twat slayer June 6, 2022

Shady mike

To indulge in a masturbation session in the works toilet

I was having a shit and decided to have a shady mike

by Themadtruth August 22, 2019