Australian Beard

Pubic hair.

Inspired by the nickname given to Australia as the “Land Down Under,” the fact that the Australian outback is also referred to as “the Bush.”

She had a hard time locating his penis in his untamed Australian beard.

by Assistant2theRegionalManager June 22, 2018

australiaboo

Someone who is obsessed with Australian Bogan Culture and trys to convince people that they are Australian with no knowledge of the country's culture or history

Australiaboo: g'day mate wanna go to the beach and throw a shrimp on the barbie and ride kangaroos XD

Native Aussie 1: yeah nah sorry cobber but im just got done avin' a blue with me wife and im just tryna get down to the boozer

Native Aussie 2: Yeah nah cunt that dill headed bloke aint fucking gettin it he's an australiaboo

by Detroitcalum45 September 2, 2018

australian hook job

When you are getting oral sex from a female and she slides her middle finger into your ass, she hooks her finger then your pretty much fucked

I love when my wife gives me an Australian Hook Job..

by Yojojodo September 8, 2018

astrapophobia

Fear of lighting

After that lightning last night i might be astrapophobia

by oof gucci gang September 21, 2018

Australia

Supposedly a country. In reality, australia does not exist. Nobody has ever met anybody from australia. It is a vast government conspiracy. If you think you are driving through australia, you are really unconscious in a secret government facility where scientists are implanting false memory engrams into your mind. People are implanted into societies to make you believe that this country is real.

Person 1: I used to live in Australia, you know. Pretty cool place.
Person 2: Begone, THOT! I know what your'e up to!

by 666_ October 4, 2018

Australian Eskimo kiss

An Australian Eskimo kiss is a kiss where you rub one's nose up against the females clitorus with the option of using your tounge to give more pleasure.

Omg!! James's nose is so big I bet he could give a really good Australian Eskimo kiss.

by The Australian Gingerbread Man October 14, 2018

Australia

A fictional land of mysteries, where people go without their daily lives, just like us, but upsideown. Crime is thought to be quite popular here. This is not so supprising as all you have to do to kill someone in Australia is destroy their "ground harness", a harness attached to, you guessed it, the ground. Since people are upsideown, all you would need to do is destroy their harness and they would launch into space, with no trace left of them. Luckily this place is not real so nobody has to deal with this, but even so, it is a tale.

"im thinking about writing a book thats taken place in Australia"

by WhiteWolf46 November 3, 2018