Assholery

The act of being an asshole

That was an assholery move of him to cut me off

by Moodypoodyrudy June 30, 2022

Asshole moat

1) A moat that keeps assholes away from your living space
2)a sex position most used by bored college students

Oh shit, Karen lives in your building? Jeez, you should get an asshole moat.

by Angieeebeee May 9, 2010

asshole it up

To change the manner in treatment of others whereby the new change in attitude and treatment justifies being called an asshole

1. I'm sick of being so nice to people. I need to asshole it up

by Hashkey February 29, 2012

assholedick

A person who is an asshole and a dick at the same time. Doesn't have to be either but chooses to be both simultaneously.

Luis you sure were an assholedick when you and mark and Monica teamed up to prank me.

by bsm75 September 23, 2013

asshole stinger

after you take a big shit, you cant sit down because your asshole burns like hell.

the other day my friend was over my house when he needed to take a shit. unfortunately he clogged my toilet but in revenge he couldn't sit down for a week because of the asshole stinger he got.

by BUTT MAN December 31, 2013

assholeciated

1. to be connected with, or be related to an asshole.

Though he himself not an asshole, Dave is assholeciated with Warren, an arrogant selfish prick asshole.

by Nuclear Warren February 10, 2014

asshole diggers

An older gentleman that loves to dig in assholes. Commonly a southern man of distinction and perversion.

Dont be running off with all them damned ole asshole diggers!

by Granny B. Smith March 18, 2014