Alpha bio

Alpha grrrrrr ruff ruff

(This whole things a joke btw)

Alpha bio: Grr listen to daddy
Girl: why your not my mom-
Alpha bio: no but i am alpha bio.
Girl: OH SO SORRY

by Alpha bios child69 August 14, 2022

alpha

leader of the pack.

i’m the alpha 😈🐺

by alpha 😈 January 29, 2022

Alpha Male

- Self styled title intended to mean a strong male in a leadership position who intimidates lesser males, but is usually indicative of a cripplingly insecure manchild who wants respect that he hasn't earned and does not deserve.

"He follows Andrew Tate because he thinks he's an alpha male."

by _zurfph November 18, 2023

alpha slap

To slap another in the face with ones dick. The hand may be used for extra leverage at the base. Humiliation is always the goal.

1. "I'd break y'alls jaw with my alpha slap"
2. "bitch wouldn't shut up, so's i alpha slapped her"

by Bag-le-douche December 10, 2007

alpha suley and Joe

A dynamic duo they are the funniest and the best people to ever exist because they are really cool and have huge wangs.

“You see those two there they must be alpha suley and Joe because there so hot and cool”

by Alpha suley joe lover September 28, 2022

Gen alpha

Gen alpha are not frickin imbeciles all the older generations just hate on the younger using stereotypes

Person 1: See the disgusting Skibidi Toilet Brainrot Gen Alpha over there?
Person 2: sybau, he is studying calculus and he can’t control his age

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 13, 2025

Alpha

An Alpha is when someone is a leader and leads a group.

I’m the Alpha, I’m the leader!

by anonymous August 22, 2024