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Nobody asked

Saying this obnoxious phrase is the quickest way to make everyone despise your existence. Saying this is the verbal equivalent of white noise as it adds nothing to the conversation and only causes annoyance. If you say this phrase, go fuck yourself.
Person 1: Nice, my relative beat cancer

Person 2: Nobody asked
Person 1: stares with hatred in his eyes before pulling out a gun and shooting Person 2 in the head
by Partydude17 May 23, 2023
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Who asked?

Who asked is a very dangerous phrase especially in a argument. Why? Because it slap a massive zipper to the victim preventing any ideas and make them almost haunted for weeks
Lisa Gaming Roblox: Please don’t hate me!
A: No
Sussan Gaming Roblox: Who asked?
A: Oh hell no man
by Duong Pham May 28, 2023
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Who asked?

A term used by people with chronically low IQ, (also known as middle schoolers) as a so-called "come back" but in reality is very stupid. After the middle schooler says this they will think they're cool
Middle schooler one: your mom's fat!
Middle schooler two: okay? who asked??
Middle schooler one: ............. I did
***epic badass music plays and middle schooler one walks away***
by AnonyEx August 11, 2023
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When someone has no life and this is the only comeback they could only think of
A: You want coffee or tea?
B: Who asked?
A: Wha-
B: Who asked?
A: I just did
by anonymous January 7, 2024
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r/AskReddit

It is "the place to ask and answer thought-provoking questions", according to the experts there. Apparently repetitive questions about sex are the most "thought-provoking" for the human mind.
Me: *posts an actually good question*
AutoModerators: Your post was removed and you have been banned from Reddit for violating the Community Guidelines. You violated:
Rule 157 - Post must encourage original and creative thinking.
Rule 34 - Post must not contain profanity or encourage profane answers.
Rule 103 - Post must not have been repeated in the last 6 months.
and other rules also.

Also everyday on r/AskReddit 10 times a day:
What's your most sexy moment with your school teacher? / What's the sexiest sex you've ever sexed in space? / Describe the sexiest sex with your wife.
Everyone : 10B upvotes, 10M comments, 1M awards
by ObviousDefinitionwriter May 24, 2024
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