in aleing health

What you will eventually be if you regularly "toss back tall frothies" at da pub.

In da music video, "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die", singer Joe Diffie naively treats da motionless-and-unresponsive bar-patron as if he's merely in aleing health ("It's closing time, Buddy --- you don't hafta go home, but you can't stay here."), not realizing dat he's actually a deceased corpse who's been brought there for his "final hurrah" in da raucous live-and-recorded-music-offering-and-liquor-serving-establishment-hopping lifestyle.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

An Alfie game

When you are having a bad overwatch game.

"im doing so bad right now, I'm having an Alfie game".

by QueefHarv April 4, 2026

African not Albino

An African that isn't white. The true black man.

I swear he's African Albino? No; he's African not Albino.

by TooScatty May 22, 2018

A Naughty Alfie

One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.

I Gave Lisa A Naughty Alfie last night

by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020

Find the albinauric woman

...she hides in a cave west of the Laskyar Ruins, which jut from the mist-shrouded lake of Liurnia. She knows the location of the medallion's counterpart, I'm sure.

Find the albinauric woman to get a cool summon. Then summon her for the Sir Gideon Ofnir, The All-knowing boss fight to make his defeat more ironic.

by Exterminator (not really) February 4, 2025