retarded stud

A nigga with a dick so big that every time he gets a hard on all the blood rushes into his dick causing brain damage due to lack of oxygen. The nigga is always fucking black hoes and white skanks so his IQ gets lower over time. The nigga doesn't care if this happens because the bitches he fucks wants him for his big dick not his mind. Most whites think niggas is born stupid or destroy their brains with drugs, this isn't true it's their big dicks that fuck them up.

ELmo is one retarded stud his IQ is smaller than his dick. But he doesn't care he still fucks all the bitches.

by yorkiestomper April 09, 2008

Retard Stick

Slang for an analog stick on video game console controllers, usually used by gamers who prefer PC gaming over consoles. The mouse and keyboard system is much quicker, more precise, and responsive than analog sticks. Switching from the PC setup to an analog stick setup makes the controls feel slow and clumsy. Many developers factor this in, as PC versions of games often have higher AI and/or difficulty than console versions, as the player has the potential for much higher reaction time and control.

Hey, why are you using that retard stick when you could be playing on the PC with a mouse! It's superior in every way.

by David J. Hansen April 05, 2008

retardation station

a group of people who are acting retarded

here comes the retardation station

by Cott September 02, 2003

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 11, 2003

retarded female

1. any member of the non-male gender who feels the need to form an exculsive clique with their other non-male friends and talk shit about people

2. any member of the non-male gender who wrongfully bashes males in general, without acknowledging the fact that many of said males are actually good people who would respect their interests given the chance

3. any single member of the non-male gender with meets with other single non-male persons to talk about who they hooked up with, how drunk they were, how good it was, and their personal best for the number of times it happened in a certain duration of time (often one year); in this case it would be "retarded females"

4. most feminists, including all radical ones

paris hilton, nicole ritchie, britney spears, anna nicole smith, pamela anderson, houston, a prositute, 99% of blondes, alex trebek's wife, hillary clinton, laura bush, most fat girls and retarded female busybodies

by i am anonymous and i'm better than you April 13, 2007

Retarded Sister

The retarded sister refers to the non-dominate hand of a male that they don't frequently use for masturbation and does not seem to have the coordination of the dominate hand.

"Oh man, my hand is in a cast now I will have the use the retarded sister to rub one out."

by Ext379 June 24, 2021

Retard Stampeed

A large influx of callers to tech support call centers. This is often brought on by beningn announcements from a company, which, when not comprehended by customers, starts a mass panic resulting in an enoumous amount of calls to a technical support call center.

Announcement: We will release an automatic upgrade tomorrow. When prompted to upgrade, press "Start Upgrade"

Retard Stampeed Question: " I got this message today about an upgrade. WHAT DO I DO?"

Tech support immediate ( i wish i could say this) thought: 'press start upgrade you fucktard! Reading is fundamental!'

by daleicious October 29, 2010