Monster Loaf

When someone takes a massive dump on the toilet. Usually looks like meatloaf.

Boy did I take a huge monster loaf

by Sportsguy1991 June 11, 2013

Monster Gamer

Cooler than thunder7

Monster Gamer is Cooler than thunder7 and thunder6 lol xD

by Barry Is Epic January 11, 2021

Puzzle Monster

A bad dude/thing in a game that can only be beaten with a specific, usually obscure tactic or item.

Trolls, the classic puzzle monster of D&D, can only be killed by fire and acid. If you don't have those, you're basically screwed.

by Arananthi January 4, 2012

monster check

when a little kid wants sombody to check their room for monsters.

dad: goodnight
kid: daddy can you do a monster check

by Xx_catnip_xX September 27, 2010

monster mashed

When ur absolutely fucked on bevs

“Yo John u good” nah Mate I’m monster mashed”

by Yehyehnah December 6, 2020

Monster cock

The biggest not fake Pussy pounding cock on the planet

He take he’s monster cock and tries to fit it all the way into my tight pussy

by Mimi’s mom July 15, 2021

suicidal monsters

A group of small dick guys who act big in front the ladies but can't make up for it in the bed.

The Stripper said "I just had a group of Suicidal Monsters try to show me up in my VIP room, they was not acting very big after I pulled down their pants."

by Bob Hadababby April 22, 2016