hair blindness

When your long hair blows in your face, causing you momentary blindness

See also: "second-hand hair blindness"

When your long hair blows in your friend's face, causing them momentary blindness.

And: "hair gagging"

When your long hair blows in to your mouth, causing gagging.

On a windy day...

Guy: "what's the problem?"

Gal: "Pfffft ! I'm suffering from hair blindness!"

by pchops October 24, 2011

cargo hair

very offensive for too many reasons to list

cargo hair

by cargohair July 19, 2010

Uncle Hair

The seemingly bountiful, windswept locks of an uncle or avuncular figure clinging to some semblance of their 'alt-life' youth.

"What're you saying? Johnny Depp has not aged well at all. See that do? Quintessential Uncle Hair."

by thebad69 December 24, 2011

karls._.hair

a cool tiktoker who loves karl jacobs :

Robbie: Hey have u seen karls._.hair on tiktok?
Gracie: Yeah! they’re so cool
Alex(karls._.hair): Hi! Thank you for being so nice!!

Gracie: *gasp* Hi Alex, I love your content!

Alex: Thank you so much! <3

by karlnap.mc December 1, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

The stuff that is on top of a pineapple. And if you searched this up it is either because you are Anix himself or one of his viewers.

Anix: “Pineapple hairs better be on urban dictionary by tomorrow”

by Peachy27262 June 16, 2020

Blued hair

To have dark blue hair

Ex: Wow, you have blued hair!

by Elmo<3 May 4, 2008

Nipple hair

Nipple hairs are the succulent fruit of puberty. They are often shaved due to Nipple lice; being quite itchy.

Jonathan wanted a snack, but was too tired to raid the pantry. He settled on munching on some fresh cut nipple hair.

by TheHandBurgler November 28, 2019