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Chinese Water Torture

While a girl is giving you oral, you shove your penis down her throat and pour a glass of water down it.
I gave my girl the Chinese Water Torture and she hasnt spoke to me since.
by Anoos Kamiba September 14, 2007
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Chinese Finger Trap

A sexual position predominately used by homosexuals as a method of mutual masturbation; two men inserts their penises into either sides of a Chinese 'Finger Trap' toy while moving back and forth in order to stimulate an orgasm. The two men can also high five during the act to achieve a modified 'Eiffel Tower'.
I'm not saying I'd suck his dick, but I won't find getting him in a Chinese Finger Trap...
by dave creedance April 11, 2009
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Chinese Fire Drill

The REAL chinese fire drill
A "Chinese fire drill" is when people trick a random stranger into entering their car amidst a lot of commotion. There is a lot of noise and movement, and the victim is usually distracted. During the time they're in the car, they're actually pricked with a needle carrying blood tainted with H.I.V.
They are then let out of the car, their assault unbeknownst to them.
Then they sleep with everyone at a party, and everyone dies.

Especially Casper.
by Yeah I said that September 5, 2012
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Chinese Cool Boy

refers to a male person of chinese decent who displays great amounts of flamboyance. Does not neccessarily need to be chinese. can be of any asian race.
Look at jerry that chinese mother fucker dancing over there. he is such a chinese cool boy.
by mojadoman October 14, 2011
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effing chinese made

uttered in disgust of an item you recently bought which breaks instantly.

John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"
example one:

John while putting on his watch.. the belt breaks and the watch hits the ground breaking in the process.
He shouts "Effing Chinese Made!"

example two
Steve: Hey how Dave how's that DVD player you bought?

Dave: Shit was "Effing Chinese Made", it stop working after 2 movies
by Akiano88 December 26, 2010
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Chinese Finger Trap

The act of two man fornicating with a double ended dildo, the pressure stimulating both of their genitals but also keeping them trapped in the device.
Christensen: "Dude, this Chinese Finger Trap feels amazing!"
Hadyen: "Uh dude, I'm stuck."
by CrimeNet'sBain December 7, 2019
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chinese milk mat

A sony camera bag + alpura milk milk + yoga mat
by stevensexattack June 5, 2008
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