by Allie Lovr May 16, 2018
Get the homozygous recessive birthday bash smashmug. by Rev Dan May 23, 2018
Get the Cats Birthdaymug. A free pass for your parents to act unnecessarily shitty to you, your siblings, and everyone around you. Therefore, making you resent them and making the word "parents" synonyms with "torturers" or "bitches" or "people I fucking hate" :)
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
For anyone wondering, yes it is my birthday, yes my parents have made is horrible, no I am not suprised. I hope your day is better than mine. Send prayer please.
My mother, whom I call Mal, which is short for Malicious, her most obvious trait, hobbled into my room to wake me up the morning of my Birthday, she smelled of Cabernet and evil. The way her voice sounded when she told me Happy Birthday, she sounded as if someone was grabbing her foot from under my bed and forcing her to say it.
by yourbestfriend'shotmom February 16, 2023
Get the Birthdaymug. by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
Get the Spider-man birthday cakemug. by theycallmebusy October 27, 2020
Get the Birthdaymug. when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022
Get the birthday sexmug. The most epic day in which the epitome of greatness was descended upon this realm. The day D-Mill was crafted into historical wonder!
by ShadowWitch May 20, 2023
Get the Birthdaymug.