Rubber biting

The concept that everything, and nothing, is gay so long as you bite a dick with a condom on

Cam: I had sex with a man with socks on, was that gay?
Daniel: did he bite your penis with a condom on?
Cam: yes he did.
Daniel: then no it was not gay.
Tyson: yes it was gay because he bit your penis with a condom on.
Cam: ahh this all makes sense now

That is rubber biting

by Big slong Dan December 24, 2020

One-Bite

The act of consuming an item of food in one whole mouthful.

Yo bro, odds you one-bite that apple!

by Kerytach February 10, 2021

Bite Me

meaning leave me alone

Dad: Hey Kid
Kid: Bite Me

by the bite me dude July 16, 2022

Hippo Bite

You go to the bathroom early in the morning and you sit down on the toilet. The toilet seat is so fucking cold that it bruises you and leaves a purple ring on your ass, kind of like if you got bit by hippo.

I have to sit on this ass ring because I got a hippo bite this morning.

by HIVaherpagonorrhebolaids May 09, 2016

Salmon bite

When your scrotum gets stuck in your pants zipper.

Johnny thought twice about rushing back to his dessert, remembering the salmon bite that all but left him a eunuch that fateful day in kindergarten.

by Freakin Lopez June 05, 2020

Schey Bite

The term for when you have a bet on a soccer team and they get a red card resulting in being a player down and an eventual loss.

We would of win the match if it wasn’t for that Schey Bite!

by Dr Silius PHD March 18, 2022

boyfriend bite

The bite of food taken by a romantic partner, typically a boyfriend. This type of bite occurs when only one bite is offered, and the singular bite is typically enormous, much larger than an average bite. Boyfriend bites are more typically seen between people who are in a longer-term relationship. Please note that when engaging in the boyfriend bite, you may get one back.

Anne: God, I'm starving. I'm so glad our burgers are here!

Ben: Yours looks really good! Can I have a bite?

Anne: Okay, sure, just one bite.

Ben: Thanks! *eats half of her burger in a single bite*

Anne: I SAID ONE BITE!

Ben: And I took one bite! A boyfriend bite! :)

Anne: >:(

Ben: Tell ya what, you can have a bite of mine, too.

Anne: Okay :)

by akuwardmoments February 13, 2025