Sock fucked

When your sock is wadded up in the bottom of your boot.

Sir why did you quit your job? Because I was sock fucked.

by hh1918 October 28, 2019

sock jammer

a fan of everyone's favorite british indie bedroom music artist Ricky Jamaraz

"I am a passionate sock jammer"

by tzu_ October 12, 2023

The Bowmer's Sock

Its the sock used by identical twins in their teenage years that they shoot them loads into. Rather than do their own thing these identical twins split one pair of socks and have a sock each for their own personal "pleasure". Unlike the well known "posh wank" when you wank into a comdom, a Bowmer Sock wank is just like that except much poorer, well not unless you are one of the twins !

Hi Bob......oh hi Craig......I'm just spliting this pair of socks, one for you and one for me, enjoy wanking into it.

OR.....

Could you boys bring The Bowmer's Sock down for its yearly wash.......ok mum we will bring them now.

by Lizelly McJunior September 20, 2010

Sock Offs

The cheapest of knock offs (usually of asian origin), so bad it knocks your socks clean off.

Not to be confused with the established russian family name Sockoff, meaning "He who jacks it with a sock"

"Dude come over let's try this whack ass sock off"
"Wtf man save your sock whackin for your waifu, weirdo"
"Dude no I got some more game sock offs from the creepy asian guy on my block, let's play em on my Wintendo 69"
"Ohh heh yeah bro lets do it"

by Quan Chi Nuts November 11, 2018

Poop Sock

And ordinary sock that you use to poop in when you can go to the bathroom or don’t want to want to

Mom found the poop sock

by Deathrider1002 March 13, 2019

Sock therapy

Preparing for intercourse by way of masturbating into a sock. A quick and low-mess means of increasing one's stamina and endurance.

"I gotta jet. I have sock therapy before my date tonight."

"My sixty-second man needs the name of a good sock therapist."

by Jfiddy December 26, 2013

Wank Sock

Also known as "The Love Sock". The old sock that you use to ejaculate into when masturbating and thrown under the bed.

"Shit, i've been busted. My mum found my wank sock under the bed last night!"

by Arse face August 13, 2017