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Cancered

When somebody (or a playlist) unexpectedly plays cancer by My Chemical Romance, resulting in any, repressed or otherwise, emos souls to leave their body. Leaving them crying, runny eyelinered, in a corner curled in a ball screaming the lyrics and not getting up for an hour or 3, hoods up and the strings pulled. Be careful, because after the crying is done... they might kill your family. This is a major act of emo disrespect.
"Yo John, wheres Frank?
"SHHHHHHH! Hes over there"
"What is he yelling and why is he in a corner?"
"Cancer came on the radio"
"Ohhh, He got Cancered."
"Almost as bad as that time he got northern downpoured"
"Ouch... Well it'll take him a while to fix his eyeliner, lets grab pizza."
by ACloudyDay7 January 17, 2019
mugGet the Canceredmug.

cancer

talan
talan is cancer
#gay #talan #cancer
by ahitsarat August 3, 2019
mugGet the cancermug.

Cancer Pussy

When a womans vagina goes completely bald due to chemo therapy
"Damn sarah's got som bomb ass cancer pussy"
by Sillypenguin153 June 23, 2025
mugGet the Cancer Pussymug.

Cancer

"Aah no, i died becouse of this cancer"
by HYDR4ZZ March 26, 2017
mugGet the Cancermug.

Dick cancer

a word used to scare a person who masturbates too much in which all the friction and loss of proteins causes spots baldness of your bush and the loss of foreskin
bro you need to stop punishing your cock your gonna catch dick cancer
by AZZeater445 July 26, 2018
mugGet the Dick cancermug.

breast cancer badge

when you grab a random friend's boob for the first time
I just got my breast cancer badge from Jackie today!
by H@nn@ October 13, 2011
mugGet the breast cancer badgemug.

Cancer

What killed my aunt😭😭😭
Person: I heard your ____ died from cancer😭
You: yeah, sadly.😭
by ZumBugOfficial November 30, 2021
mugGet the Cancermug.

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