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Ball cancer

Testicular cancer.. that’s all.
Bob: hey bro guess what
David: what?
Bob: I have ball cancer
David: damn bro that sucks
by I made this for a joke lmao October 28, 2021
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Cancer hoe

When someone is So toxic you Just gotta pull out Cancer hoe.
Tom : UGH this cancer hoe Just told me that im ugly.
Sam : I feel u Man, dont worry.
by Ekeheheh April 12, 2020
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World Cancer

Being completely useless, typical doomer
I'm a world cancer all I do is game 24/7 and masturbate on non-existent 2D girls
by EdgyB01 May 7, 2021
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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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cancer

person 1: "what is cancer?"
person 2: "the app voicemod"
by netag August 25, 2021
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ovarian-cancers

Ovarian cancers are people who are scared to 1v1 better people than them,who tries to get 1st at everything and etc.
1st time that appeared was in the game Rush Team 2 when birddog and his army of cancers started conflict with the best player there-umnika and his best clan-umnite.From then people use that to mention all who are in the clan ,,OV-CAN" shorter.Real meaning is ovarian-cancers
Sup ovarian-cancers stop complaining for that you lost
Ovarian-cancer joined the game now we ll get cancer !!
Damn those ovarian-cancers people how they breath?
by umnika666 July 20, 2017
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Cancer Insulin

Carbon Dioxide Builds Up In The Body, When You Never Exhale It Out Of The Body and Glucose Will Not Survive In The Body of Glucagon.
Austin: “Wussup Bro Are You Good Today?”
Cody: Uh No

Austin: Why?
Cody: I Have Cancer Insulin In My Body
Austin: Oh No, You Are Going To Be Dead, I will Call Up The Ambulance And Help You Out.
by 21jay October 28, 2023
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