Spiderwebbed me

Smashing too hard, and spiderwebbing pelvis.

Red smashed me, I think he spiderwebbed me. Need to make a trip to the ER.

by Sudafed Red February 1, 2021

FUCK ME

fuck me means to absolutely fuck my brains out and leave me breathless and stuff.

Please Fuck me baby

by YOUR BIG DICK DADDY March 7, 2023

.6.9.6. Level (7) With Me .6.9.6.

.6.9.6. Level (7) With Me .6.9.6.

.6.9.6. Level (7) With Me .6.9.6.

by ExeeloguiexE April 18, 2025

Pick me

A “Pick me” individual is an individual who belongs to a marginalized group within a society who seeks approval from the dominant hegemonic group by repeatedly reiterating the validity of negative biases held by the dominant hegemony against the “Pick me’s” own group.

The desperation for the approval can lay in the Pick me’s poor self confidence, seen as a way highlight theirselves without highlighting oneself, and an avenue for political or financial gain

Candace was unable to find a long term boyfriend until she became a Pick me and began to appealing towards misogynistic men by agreeing with their misogyny.

by Incredulous Johnny January 16, 2024

Glitter Me

Lie to me to make me feel good about myself

How did I do on that presentation? You can glitter me if you want to!

by Theglitterman October 9, 2016

Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____

A perfect imitation of Flowey from Undertale, so your technically new, aren't u? Aren't u? AREN'T U!??!

A random human: Howdy! It's me, ____, ____ the ____
Harrison: Please don't tell me your Flowey
A random human: Your new aren't u?
Harrison: No
A random human: Aren't u??
Harriosn: No
A random human: AREN'T U!??!?!
Harrison: NO
A random human: (pulls gun) Are. U. New
Harrison: *sigh* y e s ¬_¬.

by ezwsesecefecrvefefeve February 9, 2021

Can you send me money

I want to move away out to Montana or some other place in the Midwest

Can you send me money, UD Jews?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 13, 2021