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Poor Man's Speedball

A poor man's speedball is an alternate version the speedball, a mix of heroin and cocaine, consisting of a mix of NyQuil and a high caffeine Beveridge, usually coffee or a cheap energy drink.
Shitdick: bruv I was gonna go do a few lines but my electric bill cost more than I thought so you best believe I'm rocking that poor man's speedball tonight.

Craig: wouldn't it cost less to just buy weed? Like how is this an economically sound way of getting high, this doesn't make any sense...
by Sauce puppet March 8, 2020
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offering a drowning man a glass of water

doing something that you think is helpful but that only makes the situation worse
She was trying to explain the situation simpler, but it was just like offering a drowning man a glass of water.
by HiddenPaw October 29, 2008
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You're a good man, Charlie Brown

Something said to someone who does good and means well but always gets the crap end of things or the short end of the stick. Similar to "Bless your heart."
Guy 1: Hey, what happened to your arm?
Guy 2: I helped my uncle move a couch the other day. He let go, and I fell down the stairs.
Guy 1: Wow, that sucks, man.
Guy 2: Yeah, but I still picked it back up and carried it up the stairs.

Guy 1: You're a good man, Charlie Brown.
by Archer Thornwood. July 29, 2017
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Man Syrup Tap and Drop

The alternative to the Canadian Jackhammer in which the male does a handstand as the starting sexual position for 69, and as he reaches climax, his female (or male) partner sticks her (or his) finger into his anus and then knocks him down yelling "timber."
Listen ladies, if you really want a man to pay attention to you, then you've gotta try the Man Syrup Tap and Drop... one in the pink, then on the floor. Timber!
by angelicacharisma October 16, 2012
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The Ghost of Some Mans Ass

An escape plan for a trailer trash hook up. When you tell a trashy girl you have a surprise for her and tell her to lay down naked and vape with her vape pen. When there is enough smoke, stand over her and take a shit on her face. The only thing she should see is shit coming out of the smoke.
I went back to Shellys trailer and after I nutted, I tried “The Ghost of Some Mans Ass”. It worked.
by Awfulmedic June 30, 2021
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Living the white man's dream

A care free, content lifestyle. Needing nothing.
How's it going? Not bad! Living the white man's dream.
by #1Murse July 22, 2017
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Urban dictonary is good man

they didnt get rid of my dont ban defintion
by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019
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